It’s like target knew that I would be in Florida twice in the next six weeks.

It’s like target knew that I would be in Florida twice in the next six weeks.

My girls like to lock themselves in my close and play dress up with my shoes. Today they decided to empty them all onto the floor in a huge pile. I never thought that I would say this, but I may have too many shoes!

My girls like to lock themselves in my close and play dress up with my shoes. Today they decided to empty them all onto the floor in a huge pile. I never thought that I would say this, but I may have too many shoes!

Nothing is Impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible’ — Audrey Hepburn

thedaddycomplex:

One of my favorite moments from one of my favorite comedies by my favorite comedic actress of all time.

If you’ve never seen it, this is from Clue. Watch it to see how ensemble comedy is done, people.

To this day, Allison and I still use this line when we are upset! It’s fabulous.

(via intellectualthicket)

My own wave of Shock and Awe

Yesterday, as my post briefly explained, I lost the purchase of my ideal home. Basically, these people have now fucked me over in two separate attempts to buy this house. Now I am bitter and a bit angry about everything that happened (it’s a long story, but I have every right to be upset here). So now as I sit here being cranky and resentful, I have come up with the perfect solution.  I want to toilet paper both of their houses. They own another home as well as the one I wanted to buy so I think I should just go all out and attack them on two fronts. It’s my own version of “Shock and Awe” (only with TP so its more like “Charmin and Awe” I guess). It’s childish and juvenile but toilet paper is cheaper than therapy.

A note to the people who are “selling” my dream home:

Enough already. First it was ”Buy our house…… nope, you cant have it.” then again “You can have the house if you want it…… Oh, sorry can’t sell it anymore.” ENOUGH. STOP FUCKING WITH ME! I just want out of this place and you keep stringing me along. I can’t take it anymore.

Bad mood shopping spree at target. New dress, top and jacket. For $80 I’m happy….and well dressed again.

Bad mood shopping spree at target. New dress, top and jacket. For $80 I’m happy….and well dressed again.

PING

My kids do this …..thing. They will be happily playing with each other while I’m in another room. Nothing will happen to change their mood but suddenly they will call out “mooommy”. I will (naturally) reply or go into the room to see what they need and I get nothing. No response, no eye contact, no demands from them…. nothing. I refer to these call outs as “pings”. Much like a submarine navigating its way through the dark waters, my girls “ping” me to see just where I am, my proximity to them, and to test what my response time will be. They “ping” me all day long. It’s getting annoying.

*PING*  

Thanks to the best super market on the planet, my kiddies should be pretty excited about this. The sugar high could last for days. Its decision like this that make me question my sanity.

Thanks to the best super market on the planet, my kiddies should be pretty excited about this. The sugar high could last for days. Its decision like this that make me question my sanity.

Modern Women

This morning my four year olds pranced out of the play room wearing fake heals, an Easter hat, a feather boa and purses on their arms. I asked them “what are you doing today?” and they looked at me and very seriously said “We’re scientists! We’re going out to discover new monsters”. And off they went.

Well done ladies. You can be well dressed women in any profession you choose…… even if it is monster hunting.