My own wave of Shock and Awe
Yesterday, as my post briefly explained, I lost the purchase of my ideal home. Basically, these people have now fucked me over in two separate attempts to buy this house. Now I am bitter and a bit angry about everything that happened (it’s a long story, but I have every right to be upset here). So now as I sit here being cranky and resentful, I have come up with the perfect solution. I want to toilet paper both of their houses. They own another home as well as the one I wanted to buy so I think I should just go all out and attack them on two fronts. It’s my own version of “Shock and Awe” (only with TP so its more like “Charmin and Awe” I guess). It’s childish and juvenile but toilet paper is cheaper than therapy.
A note to the people who are “selling” my dream home:
Enough already. First it was ”Buy our house…… nope, you cant have it.” then again “You can have the house if you want it…… Oh, sorry can’t sell it anymore.” ENOUGH. STOP FUCKING WITH ME! I just want out of this place and you keep stringing me along. I can’t take it anymore.
My kids do this …..thing. They will be happily playing with each other while I’m in another room. Nothing will happen to change their mood but suddenly they will call out “mooommy”. I will (naturally) reply or go into the room to see what they need and I get nothing. No response, no eye contact, no demands from them…. nothing. I refer to these call outs as “pings”. Much like a submarine navigating its way through the dark waters, my girls “ping” me to see just where I am, my proximity to them, and to test what my response time will be. They “ping” me all day long. It’s getting annoying.
This morning my four year olds pranced out of the play room wearing fake heals, an Easter hat, a feather boa and purses on their arms. I asked them “what are you doing today?” and they looked at me and very seriously said “We’re scientists! We’re going out to discover new monsters”. And off they went.
Well done ladies. You can be well dressed women in any profession you choose…… even if it is monster hunting.